Hello. Hello. <bows>
<slight applause>
My name is Corby. I will be presenting to you, whomever you might be, my views on writing, my successes and failures in publishing, and various and sundry writing tools. Also, I will talk about authors whose books and stories I am enjoying, and even those I did not.
<scattered applause, a few sighs, a grunt of “hear, hear”>
So, I now bid you Adieu. Thank you for your time, and goodbye.
<Walks off stage to loud applause>
