Day 1 of potty training. Not going so well. There is some disconnect between peeing in the potty instead of the pants. 3 days ago
Watching a documentary about heavy metal with my 2y/o daughter while eating cheese nips. I'm either the coolest dad or the worst. 2 weeks ago
@wedschilde True. She got a wooden train set and not since the N64 kid have I seen a child shit that large a brick for a gift. 2 weeks ago
@wedschilde You'd think so ;) I'd love to have had us for parents - at least no one would have been an alky and abuser! 2 weeks ago
It was my daughter's 2yr old prty today. No one showed up. I know my wife and I have no friends, but I thought Boo did. Worst parents ever. 2 weeks ago